: #Laughs A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.

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#Laughs A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.

The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" "Absolutely," the lawyer responded.

The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me .99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for .99.

A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer.

The contents reads "Consultation: .00."

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