: #Laughs Here's a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.

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#Laughs Here's a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.

===========================Why don't Italians have acne? It slides off.

==========================Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong! ==========================What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses behind? A Mechanic.

=========================What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A Speech Impediment! =========================What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring.

=========================Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future either.

=========================Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo!" ========================Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.

========================How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? NONE- "He fell".

========================Q.

How do you make a cat drink? A.

Put it in a blender, and strain off the fur.

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Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? A.

They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

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What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning? A.

"See ya." ========================Q.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? A.

The survivors were marooned.

========================Q: What do Jimmy Hoffa and Linda Tripp have in common? A: Nothing...

yet.

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