: #Laughs This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour

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#Laughs This minister just had all of his

remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.

The first
Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.

The second Sunday, he preached
only 20 minutes.

But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25
minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he
responded this
way.

The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it
hurt to talk.

The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a
lot.

The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...

and I
couldn't stop talking!

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