: #Laughs These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

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#Laughs These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

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(The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!) On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this..) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)