: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

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#Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile selection process- Overheats when the air/gray matter ratio exceeds rational equilibrium in regard to ones own responsibility to auto maintenance- When mouth is placed in gear, makes loud noise whilst insulting the the auto professional.

(see previous item)- Software controlling the "computer" is defective..wild random responses to input stimuli (i.e.

"Have you checked the oil..?") - Motor controls are sluggish (i.e.

response to traffic light stimuli and expected law abiding response)- Mouth continues to run long after brain has shut off - Touts superior performance, but functions do not perform as advertised- Lifetime warranty is a misnomer.

Cannot get problems fixed under any policy- Model not eligible for trade in or replacement under Lemon LawI have attempted to contact the manufacturer of this model regarding these issues, but I have received no response.

I can only assume that this creator does not stand by the product in question.Therefore, I am directing my attorney to file a Class Action suit on behalf of myself and my family.

The basis for this suit is that the manufacturer did knowingly produce a defective product.Interested parties make contact my attorney:U.

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