: #Laughs A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.

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#Laughs A husband and wife were shopping when the wife

said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.

What shall we
buy
for her? She would like something electric." The husband replied,
"How
about a chair?!?"

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: #Laughs A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.

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: You cannot hold on to anything good. You must be continually giving - and getting. You cannot hold on to your seed. You must sow it - and reap anew. You cannot hold on to riches. You must use them and get other riches in return. - Robert Collier #Qu

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