: #Laughs The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff.

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#Laughs The man who
was about to die said
to the Sheriff,
"Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?"

"Course not," replied the Sheriff.

"We just put the rope round
your neck and kick the horse away.

After
that it's up to you."

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: #Laughs The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff.

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: #Laughs A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

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