: #Laughs An old lady owned two monkeys.

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#Laughs An old lady owned two monkeys.

One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you want them mounted?" asked the taxidermist.To which she replied: "No.

Holding hands will do just fine."

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: #Laughs Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

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: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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: #Laughs A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

: #Laughs An old lady owned two monkeys.

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: #Laughs Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

: #Laughs TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7) Y

: #Laughs A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

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