: #Laughs |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their ar

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#Laughs |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven.

[Indignant nose upturning] Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand.Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?A: They've had little use.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their ar

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: #Laughs |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it

: #Laughs When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

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