: #Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

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#Laughs A middle-aged
Jewish guy is out to dinner
with his wife to celebrate her fortieth
birthday.

He says, "So
what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A
diamond
necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't
planning
on spending that much."

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: #Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

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