: #Laughs A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

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#Laughs A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands."Well that's a good start.

Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands."That's really good.

I'm really glad you take this seriously.

Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands."That's a great response.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands."That's fantastic.

But let me ask you one question further...

Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"One student in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished.

He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.

You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost."The student replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats!'"