: #Laughs Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

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#Laughs Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

(duh!)On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.

(Makes sense...except these instructions we're IN THE BOX!)In some countries (like W.

Virginia:), on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

( Now THAT I'd like to see! )On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.

DETAILS INSIDE.

(The shoplifter special!)On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.

(And that would be how?)On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on BOTTOM of the box) * DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

(oops...Too late! You lose!)On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

(As opposed to what...use in outer space?)On an American Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

(I'm sure glad they cleared that up.)On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

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