: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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#Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were

surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away
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Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

: #Laughs A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

: #Laughs Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!

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: #Laughs |For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant "ex-girlfriend" appear at the service, in a wedding gown, claiming the groom-to-be the father of her child and demanding she should be the one to be married.