: #Laughs 10.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs 10.

I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

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Today is our what? 8.

Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7.

I thought we only celebrated important events? 6.

You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

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You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

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I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year.

Here's a gift certificate for McDonald's.

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If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

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You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

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I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

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