: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught break

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#Laughs On the first day
of college, the Dean
addressed the
students, pointing out some of the rules, saying,
"The
female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, and the
male dormitory to the female students.
Anyone caught breaking this
rule once will be fined ."

He continued, "Anyone caught
breaking this rule a second
time will be fined 0.

Being caught a third
time will
incur a hefty fine of 0.

Are there any
questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How
much
for a season pass?"

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught break

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