: #Laughs 1.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

#Laughs 1.

Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2.

You chew on your roommate's fingernails.

3.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

4.

You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

5.

You can't remember your second cup.

6.

You have a picture of your coffeemug on your coffee mug.

7.

Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

8.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

9.

You don't sweat -- you percolate.

10.

You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

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