: #Laughs You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials.

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#Laughs You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials.

Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men:(No offense ladies - just enjoy it for what it's worth)Cover charge:.00Round of drinks:23.00Table dance:.00Another round of drinks:.00Couch dance and tips:.00A round of shots:.00Private dance in your hotel room:0.00Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain:"PRICELESS!"There are some things that money can't buy.For everything else, there's MasterCard.

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: #Laughs A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter.

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: #Laughs Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,Had just h

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

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: #Laughs You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials.

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: #Laughs A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter.

: #Laughs Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,Had just h

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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