: #Laughs I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'

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: #Laughs The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artificial vagina."What are you going to use it for?" she asked.

: #Laughs I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'

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: Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy. - Mahatma Gandhi Indian ascetic & nationalist leader (1869 - 1948) #Quotes

: It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress. - Mark Twain US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) #Quotes

: #Laughs The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artificial vagina."What are you going to use it for?" she asked.

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