: #Laughs A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch.

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#Laughs A red-faced judge convened court
after a long
lunch.

The first case involved a man charged with drunk
driving who
claimed it simply wasn't true.

"I'm as sober as you are, your
honor," the man claimed.

The judge replied, "Clerk, please
enter a guilty plea.

The defendant
is sentenced to 30 days."

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