
: #Laughs Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress.
#Laughs Shortly after the birth
of their second
child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a
new dress.
He
endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints
about which
figure flaw each dress accentuated.
As she emerged from the
dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she asked for her
husband's opinion.
By this time, he had learned just the right things to
say.
"It's perfect!" he exclaimed.
"It makes your waist look
smaller, your legs look longer and slenderizes your hips."
Just then,
a voice from the dressing room piped up.
"If there's a
dress here
that will do all that- I'll take ten!"
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