: #Laughs A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman.

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#Laughs A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman.

She has a parrot on her shoulder.

Woman says: If you can tell me what kind of animal I haveon my shoulder...I'll sleep with you." Guy says: "An alligator?" Woman says: "Close enough"

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: #Laughs A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman.

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