: #Laughs Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick.

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#Laughs Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick.

The doctor tells him,"Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock."Steve says, "Will that keep me from getting sick?"The doctor says, "No, but it'll look real pretty in the water."

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: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

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: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts.

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: #Laughs Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick.

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