: #Laughs A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job.

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#Laughs A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job.

He decided to seek compensation for his ailment.

Upon his arrival at the workers' compensation department, he is interviewed by an assessor.Assessor: I see you work with radio-active materials and wish to claim compensation.

Trucker: Yeah, I feel really sick.

Assessor: Alright then, Does your employer take measures to protect you from radiation poisoning? Trucker: Yeah, he gives me a lead suit to wear on the job.

Assessor: And what about the cabin in which you drive? Trucker: Oh yeah.

That's lead lined, all lead lined.

Assessor: What about the waste itself? Where is that kept? Trucker: Oh, the stuff is held in a lead container, all lead.

Assessor: Let me see if I get this straight.

You wear a lead suit, sit in a lead-lined cabin and the radio-active waste is kept in a lead container.

Trucker: Yeah, that?s right.

All lead.

Assessor: Then I can't see how you could claim against him for radiation poisoning.

Trucker: I'm not.

I claiming for lead poisoning.