: #Laughs A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..

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#Laughs A guy
rings his boss and says "I can't
come to work today

The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my
eyes."

"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.

"I
just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing

instead..."

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: #Laughs A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..

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: #Laughs Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.

: #Laughs Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

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