: #Laughs Q.

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#Laughs Q.

Why did God give man a penis?A.

So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q.

What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?A.

Its Braille for "suck here."Q.

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?A.

Lipstick.Q.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?A.

They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.Q.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?A.

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.Q.

What's the difference between your wife and your job?A.

After 5 years your job will still suck.Q.

How is a women like a condom?A.

Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.Q.What's the difference between a '90's woman and a computer?A.

A '90's woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.

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