: #Laughs |Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover.

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#Laughs |Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover.

But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

-- Cass DaleyMarriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.Marriage is a rest period between romances.Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution?Marriage is bliss.

Ignorance is bliss.

Ergo...Marriage is like a hot bath.

Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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