: #Laughs A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

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#Laughs A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm...

4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm...

10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm...

I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it.

Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

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: #Laughs Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour."I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have

: #Laughs Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.

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: #Laughs "What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out, "Happy!"

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