: #Laughs |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

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#Laughs |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280.

Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car.

It's hundreds of them!"

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: #Laughs Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

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: #Laughs When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or baseball.Top management discusses golf.Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your bal

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: #Laughs |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

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: #Laughs I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.

: #Laughs Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

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