: #Laughs Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal.

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#Laughs Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal.

Johnson: Montreal! "Nothing comes from there except hookers and hockey players!" Boss: Listen pal, my wife comes from there!Johnson: Without missing a beat replies, "No kidding! What position does she play?"

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

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: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

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: #Laughs Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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: #Laughs Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar". The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb

: #Laughs Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

: #Laughs Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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