: #Laughs In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.

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#Laughs In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.

- Elizabeth AshleyMany a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

- Jim BackusNo man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

- Honore de BalzacHoneymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

- Ray BandyMarriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

- BaskinsI feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband.

I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hall of Fame InductionsLove: a temporary insanity often curable by marriage.

- Ambrose BierceThe world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

- Ambrose BierceI recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

- David BissonetteAh Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

- BorgeIn the blithe days of honeymoon, With Kate's allurements smitten, I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon, And call'd her dearest kitten.But now my kitten's grown a cat, And cross like other wives.

O! By my soul my honest Mat, I fear she has nine lives.

- James Boswell "Life of Johnson"A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

- BoudelaireFor a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.

- Robert BriffaultMy mother-in-law broke up my marriage.

My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

- Lenny BruceNever tell.

Not if you love your wife...

In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it.

Yeah.

Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya." This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do..." - Lenny BruceInsurance is like marriage.

You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

- Al BundyNothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! - Al BundyOnce a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.

- Al BundyI hate work.

That's why I got married.

- Peg BundyI just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.

- Peg BundyThe only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.

- Archie BunkerIn matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

- ButlerIf you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

- ChekhovMarriage is an adventure, like going to war.

- G.

K.

ChestertonAn archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

- Agatha ChristieThe most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

- S.

T.

Coleridge