: #Laughs When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

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#Laughs When
you are young, you want to be the
master of your fate and the captain of
your soul.

When you are older,
you will settle for being the master of
your weight and the captain
of your bowling team.

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: #Laughs If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.

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: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

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: #Laughs Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.

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: #Laughs When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

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