: #Laughs A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

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#Laughs A man pulls up to the curb and asks the
policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What about all these
other cars?"
"They didn't ask!"

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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

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: #Laughs Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because they have "buck teeth!"

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: #Laughs A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

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