: #Laughs |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

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#Laughs |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.

He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.

Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you.

Tomorrow I would've been a free man!" Source, MissJoke.com

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: #Laughs |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

: #Laughs How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam!"What do prisoners use to call each other?Cell phonesWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?A stickWhat do you call cheese that isn't

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: #Laughs If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

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