: #Laughs A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count toten and pull the first ripcord.

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#Laughs A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count toten and pull the first ripcord.

If the chute doesn'topen, pull the second.

That should do it.

Then, afteryou land, there'll be a truck waiting to pick you up."The soldier checked his gear, called out the customary"Geronimo!" and jumped out of the plane.

He counted toten and pulled the ripcord.

The chute failed to open.He pulled the second ripcord and the chute still didn'topen.

As he plummeted downward, he said, "I'll bet thatgoddamn truck won't be there either!"

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: #Laughs A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count toten and pull the first ripcord.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both b

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