: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts.

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#Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts.

"This is her husband!"

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: #Laughs John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."

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: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

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: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

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: #Laughs A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked.

: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts.

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: #Laughs John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."

: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

: #Laughs A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked.

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