: #Laughs This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance.

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#Laughs This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance.

She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one.

While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, "You really smell terrific.

What's that you have on?"The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5 .

Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too.

What is it that you have on?""Well, I've got a hardon, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replied.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2 - n(2n+1)Adding 1/4(2n+1)^2 to both sides yields:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) +

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: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

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: #Laughs One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning.

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: #Laughs This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2 - n(2n+1)Adding 1/4(2n+1)^2 to both sides yields:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) +

: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

: #Laughs One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning.

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