: #Laughs Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances.

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#Laughs Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances.

As she climbed on the big Palimino, it took off at a gallop.

Sally was sliding off.

She tried to grab the mane but she couldn't seem to get a grip.

So in a great rush she threw herself from the thundering horse, but her foot got caught in the stirup.

She was at the mercy of the pounding hooves, near unconsciousness, when......The Wall Mart manager came out to turn the ride off.

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