: #Laughs A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for 0.00?"Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -"Sir, since

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#Laughs A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for 0.00?"Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at 0.00?Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them.

He tells the irate guy -"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!""It is," replied the salesman.

"Wanna buy some mouthwash?"

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: #Laughs |An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announ

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: #Laughs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie."I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie."I want water, lots and lots of water," said the

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: #Laughs Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

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: #Laughs Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres.Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking lo

: #Laughs A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for 0.00?"Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -"Sir, since

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: #Laughs |An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announ

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