: #Laughs Judge: Tell me your occupation.

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#Laughs Judge: Tell me your occupation.

Prisoner;
I'm a locksmith, Your Honour.

Judge: Then what were you doing in a
jewellery shop in the middle of
the night when the police saw you?

Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!

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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

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