: #Laughs A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk.

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#Laughs A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk.

Seeing that she didn't backoff, he asked her name.

"Carmen," she replied."That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you,your mother?""No, I named myself, she answered."Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?""Because I like cars, and I like men,"she said looking directly into his eyes."What's your name?""Beerfuck."Sent by Ron

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: #Laughs A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

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