: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly.

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#Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly.

"When it all boiled down to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one just live by a dog?s rule of life: If you can?t eat it or fuck it, piss on it!!!"

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: #Laughs During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!

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: #Laughs Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got this great Polish Joke..." The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: "Before you go telling that joke you better know that I'm Polish, both bouncers

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: #Laughs Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.

: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly.

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: #Laughs During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!

: #Laughs Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got this great Polish Joke..." The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: "Before you go telling that joke you better know that I'm Polish, both bouncers

: #Laughs Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.

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