: #Laughs Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs Three old men are
sitting on the porch of
a retirement home.

The first says, "Fellas, I
got real problems.

I'm seventy years old.

Every morning at seven
o'clock I get up and
I try to urinate.

All day long I try to urinate.

They
give me all
kinds of medicine but nothing helps."

The second old man says,
"You think you have problems.

I'm eighty
years old.

Every morning
at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels.

I try
all day long.

They
give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."

Finally the
third old man speaks up, "Fellas: I'm ninety years old.

Every morning
at 7:00 sharp I urinate.

Every morning at 8:00 I move my
bowels.

Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."

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