: #Laughs |The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?"The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.

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#Laughs |The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?"The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.

Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news.

That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

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: #Laughs |The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?"The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

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