: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

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#Laughs A Scotsman paying his first
visit to a zoo
stopped by one of the cages
"An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked
the keeper.
"Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply.
"A moose
!!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

"Hoots, mon, if that's a
moose then
they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there !"

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: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

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