: #Laughs A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner.

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#Laughs A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner.

The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is soup made with matzoh balls."On seeing the 2 large matzoh balls in the soup, the redneck man was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew.

Gently, the Jewish couple urged him to, "Just have a taste.

If you don't like it, you don't have to finish it."Finally he agrees.

He digs his spoon in, first picking up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup in the spoon, and tasting it gingerly.

The usual mmmm sound can be heard coming from somewhere deep in his chest, and he quickly finished the soup."That was delicious," he said, but I was wondering..."Can you eat any other parts of the matzoh?"

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: #Laughs Colin Powell, once USA's highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days.

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