: #Laughs 161.

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#Laughs 161.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper162.

Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.163.

Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.

A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.164.

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.165.

Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? A: The Blonde!166.

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.167.

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the 11 in 9-1-1.168.

Q: Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the Drive Inn Theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Season"169.

Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'? A: 'No.

But I've been swung around by the tits.'170.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.171.

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.172.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.173.

Q: What do you call 25 blondes on top of each other? A: An air mattress.174.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.175.

Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ? A: Sweet Fuck All...176.

Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes.177.

Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air bubbles.178.

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.179.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide-and-seek champ.180.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.