: #Laughs A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:"I've circled the block for 20 minutes.

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#Laughs A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:"I've circled the block for 20 minutes.

I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job.

Forgive us our trespasses."Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:"I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job.

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Lead us not into temptation."

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