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#Laughs Mrs.

Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted.

She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.""But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things.""True enough," said Mrs.

Whembleton.

"If I should predecease my dear husband I know he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go stark raving mad looking for the jewelry!"

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