: #Laughs This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted.

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#Laughs This little snail bought a little car
and took it to the body
shop to have it painted.

The service man
asked him exactly what he
wanted done, and the snail said he wanted
little S's painted all around
and all over his car.

The service man
asked him why, and the snail
answered "When people see me in my car
I want them to say, look at that
S-Car-Go!"

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: #Laughs This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted.

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