: #Laughs A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.

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#Laughs A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.

The doctor then asked, "What type of brain do you want?" "What type?" the woman asked.

"Yes," replied the doctor.

"There is a substantial difference in price.

For example, a one-pound brain of a surgeon costs ,000, while you can get a one-pound brain of a nuclear physicist for ,000, and so on.

"Can you give me a one-pound lawyer's brain? Ever since I was a little girl I've dreamed of being a trial attorney." "That's 0,000," the doctor replied.

"Why so much?" the woman asked.

"That's over four times what a surgeon's brain costs." "Do you have any idea how many lawyers it takes to produce a pound of brain?" the doctor replied.

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